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Joan Rivers Quotes

Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I’m unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I’m angry that libraries have gone. I hate children on planes. I’m very shallow, so they tend to be little things. To be honest, I think I was probably angry the day I was born, you know, about diapers or something Picture Quote #1

It’s been so long since I’ve had sex I’ve forgotten who ties up whom Picture Quote #1

I felt comedy ego beginning to grow, which gave me the courage to begin tentatively looking into myself for material Picture Quote #1

A child of one can be taught not to do certain things such as touch a hot stove, turn on the gas, pull lamps off their tables by their cords, or wake mommy before noon Picture Quote #1

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Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I’m unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I’m angry that libraries have gone. I hate children on planes. I’m very shallow, so they tend to be little things. To be honest, I think I was probably angry the day I was born, you know, about diapers or something (Joan Rivers Quotes) It’s been so long since I’ve had sex I’ve forgotten who ties up whom (Joan Rivers Quotes) I felt comedy ego beginning to grow, which gave me the courage to begin tentatively looking into myself for material (Joan Rivers Quotes) A child of one can be taught not to do certain things such as touch a hot stove, turn on the gas, pull lamps off their tables by their cords, or wake mommy before noon (Joan Rivers Quotes)

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